goldenrainfalling

  You walked into the bathroom, planning to go pee, as your bladder was screaming for release. But as you walked in, you saw yourself in the mirror. Ah, the mirror, your one and most dangerous enemy, you turned to look at yourself and cringed a little. How could you have thought that you didn’t need a paper bag over your head today. You leaned in closer to inspect yourself, ignoring the pain in your bladder. ‘God, you look horrible! It’s hard to believe Karkat’s been with you for so long without admitting it’s a joke yet,” said a voice in your head, you agreed with it. You started to pick at every pimple, b

 When you woke up the next morning you noticed that you were not in your bed.Instead you were in a king sized bed with someones arms around you.It was pretty warm,but you were freaking out.What if it was a pedo?!You tried to remove the persons arm,but they only hugged you closer.You looked up seeing non other than Alfred F. Jones' face.He had a pleased look on his face while he mumbled something about burgers and you. "What is this?!"You yelled,waking Alfred up.He groggily looked at you,his his golden blonde hair was mussed up sexily.He yawned. "Oh,(Name),your awake,"He said looking happily surprised,"God,you look amazing in that."You looke